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I LITERALLY FORGOT I PUT MY OWN NAME INTO THE GLACEON BOT DICTIONARY

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anyway gonna log off now and get ready to arrive at the station

remember that time apple's marketing department invented humansonas for operating systems

Which is not how being punctual works but now if I'm ever late for anything by less than 6 minutes I will say "well in the eyes of the deutsche bahn I am punctual"

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Today I learned that the Deutsche Bahn considers trains with less than 6 minutes of delay to be punctual

I literally walked into my flatmates room and yelled Human Pet Guy Update!

please wait with the war against france until I've seen my wife thank you

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