holly 2 🍓 @monorail@glaceon.social

i said the other day that i wouldn't be able to play the new stanley parable until june but my situation changed slightly so i can. i will probably do that tonight

i'm home

lmao in a git commit i removed a jpg and, separately, added a png

git thought it was a rename operation because despite the different file sizes, resolutions and headers, both images were of complete blackness, so they both had enough 0x00 bytes to be 53% similar (according to whatever algorithm git uses)

i got steve on my first try, which at the time meant that i was 2/2 on getting the prize i wanted out of a claw machine in my whole life

and then i failed many times trying to get a minecraft ocelot plush. i ran out of credits for attempts but the person i was with had a few more and had nothing left they wanted to do with them so they gave it some attempts and won it, and gave it to me :)

i do have steve

while typing this my phone misinterpreted a swipe and it came out as "as holly glaceon, i have Steve" which is funny because i won a minecraft steve plush out of a claw machine yesterday

as holly glaceon, i have some opinions about the phrase "one size fits all"

sometimes i feel bad when people are especially nice to me in the replies of a sneeze because for me, part of the joke is that every well-wishing reply gets exactly a "thank you". a character for character one-size-fits-all reply to everybody. if i react at all to additional kindness it kills part of the joke. i hope people know i appreciate them

achoo

also i just spelled it as "scrypted" and had to go back to fix it, fuck

because there was a "hope you weren't trying to troll someone" joke so i could see it either way

when i made a card for someone else on the web and golly never found anyone to send it to so i had to keep it, was that scripted or were there just an odd number of people at that boss fight at that time

and buying a drive for it cost $30, not $11

i should have finished the hex

i beat pony island but never the hex

so the one frame flash at the end od the game didn't mean anything to me...

extremely funny that when the people who did the arg found the actual big red inscryption disk, the creator of the game was there waiting for them like "even if it wasn't blank, it would have been destroyed by the dirt. here" and gave them a regular, normal looking floppy to use instead

WAIT is destroying the floppy disk cards with the hammer foreshadowing

come on, lost media people

i didn't watch the video but i got something recommended to me recently about lost media that was found, and then once it was found everyone went "okay that's it, we found it, no need for any preservation efforts" so it's lost again now

this is the post that gets me cancelled for being a capitalist