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you know how in cartoons and spy movies and whatever, someone will flip a clear case up and press a big red button in the car and something cool happens?

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i should watch formula e

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"we're going to give a few drivers a small extra boost to help them overtake or something"

"okay, who?"

"well, let's ask twitter"

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i feel like formula e is probably fun as hell to watch

like i get the impression that usually when someone brings up formula e it's as a side note when talking about formula 1, and i also sort of get the impression that it's usually to laugh at it, but

look

it literally has the f-zero boost mechanic! in real life! let all the other motorsports strive towards "real racing", this one leans into it being artificial and has fun with it. of course it should have powerups. why not?

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