Burke Gonzales is my dad. Repost this if Burke Gonzales is your dad also🍓 @monorail@glaceon.social

@Aleums thank you

@The_T no i sneeze and then i toot about it

@PsionicDoggo thank you

@snailerotica it's new, and it's fundamental

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new fundamental force just dropped

@Ertain just because burke gonzales is my dad doesn't make my last name gonzales but thank you

my opinion about whether wings bad or wings good depends entirely on how we're doing in the current game

@hammerhead oh it's been so messy for so long that i've accepted that i'm just going to live like this forever, none of my attempts to keep it neat have stuck so why would i keep trying

thank you though

@Morgan people mained roy in melee??

@xenon looking for a mr. hunt

@kat not particularly funny

@kat oh it was "Mike Hunt"

one time someone prank called my place of work like "is Mike there?"

but it didn't work because we actually did have someone named Mike so I said "no, he's off today"

"i need to speak with Mike"

"i could take a message for next time i see him?"

"please, bring Mike to the phone"

this went for about a minute before my manager noticed me and finally prompted me to ask "which Mike?" so they'd get out the punchline and hang up

@The_T yeah but we like your replies

i like to talk about the things i like but don't worry: give me the slightest hint that you're not interested and i'll shut up forever. like you won't even be able to convince me that you do care and that i imagined the hint

@kara they did but they're double faced cards now