So! You think yourself the toughest guy? Inclined to have a rough go in the bed? In so doing, tough to satisfy? And out of bed, you always puff your chest? Then know that I am of the baddest type, Inclined to make your mother so upset, Your girlfriend, I make mad and scream and cry, To do so, I need only take to pen, And then seduce your dear father thereby! It may be true that I’m opposite of best; ’Tis obv’ous truth, on which you can rely. I may only be like this for the rest Of life, my life, so this sonnet I write.
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So! You think yourself the toughest guy?
Inclined to have a rough go in the bed?
In so doing, tough to satisfy?
And out of bed, you always puff your chest?
Then know that I am of the baddest type,
Inclined to make your mother so upset,
Your girlfriend, I make mad and scream and cry,
To do so, I need only take to pen,
And then seduce your dear father thereby!
It may be true that I’m opposite of best;
’Tis obv’ous truth, on which you can rely.
I may only be like this for the rest
Of life, my life, so this sonnet I write.