hi, swiftkey. i know you're listening, because i'm typing this on you. we don't talk much but this is really really important.

i have you set to the dvorak layout. yes, f and g are right next to each other. yes, o and e are right next to each other. and yes, d and t aren't that far apart either

but if i type the name of a friend of mine and then swipe between those general clusters of letters, i am ALWAYS going to mean "good". NEVER "feet"