try to spread out the votes equally on this poll. no strategy discussion allowed
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@monorail Guys, I'm only gonna hit the last one
@nebula what did i say about strategy discussion!!
@monorail *RATM voice* Fuck you I won't do what you tell me!
@monorail Wow, we're terrible at this.
@Freeplay i think you're doing great
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@monorail HOW DID YO?U DO THI(S???! IT WONT LET ME MAKE A POLL WITH ONMLY ONE OPTION WAAAAAAAAAAAAA
@monorail until us peasants revolt and give everyone the One Option Poll! Onward, peasants! She is unable to defend herself because her bio says she doesn't bite!
@gemsys i have already given one-option polls to the users on this instance
it's actually an extremely easy hack, there's literally a "> 1" in the app/validators/poll_validator.rb file that has to be changed to "> 0"
@monorail wait a fucking minute you mischievous trickster https://plural.cafe/web/statuses/101912777851568481
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@gemsys @monorail
oh wait, were you guys talking about something else?
https://youtu.be/G_51Hs56wW4
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@Christian @monorail "you guys" :/ I'm not a guy and she ain't either, so don't call us guys, ok?
re: do not read before voting
@monorail i voted for option one
@monorail um let's see if this works out how you figure
@monorail voted for option two 
@monorail
Computerized voice: What a strange game... the only winning move is not to play.
@yuki actually i think people are doing really well
@monorail
(yeah I was quoting War Games 🤖 )
@monorail I love democracy
@monorail we have succeeded
@monorail i'm so proud of us all
do not read before voting
doing great so far