the other day i was telling someone about blaseball and i mentioned the word "incinerated" exactly once in a completely normal voice and moved on as quickly as possible, because "presenting absurd things as extremely normal" is the funniest way to do that
she then cut me off to say "incinerated. the player was incinerated". thanks mom
@monorail waiting for both of you to get stuck in some sort of quip off
@monorail,,,,,I wonder if you've done that to her,,,,
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