my sense of humour is so different from my mom's that if she's in the room while i'm talking to someone she'll actively ruin the joke by trying to help. thanks mom


the other day i was telling someone about blaseball and i mentioned the word "incinerated" exactly once in a completely normal voice and moved on as quickly as possible, because "presenting absurd things as extremely normal" is the funniest way to do that

she then cut me off to say "incinerated. the player was incinerated". thanks mom

@monorail waiting for both of you to get stuck in some sort of quip off

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