"Hey, you know what humans are famously way better than computers at?"
@email@example.com oh my GOD
@monorail if i recall right chess was one of the first things after counting that computer did better than human
@Ste1lar oh yeah, I think the last time someone beat a top-of-the-line chess engine was in like 2006
@monorail this is a captcha i will not be able to solve, because i don't know how to play chess
ergo, this is literally a captcha that will not work for all humans, but will work for pretty much any competently made robot
@EeveeEuphoria to be fair
@monorail this is less a captcha and more like those forum sign-up questions to verify you're not under 10
@monorail what makes it even worse is that these are all standardized chess symbols that would be extremely easy to read with a parser
@monorail also, this is such an easy problem that i, someone who hasn't played chess in literal years and was never any good at it anyway, was able to find the answer in seconds
@Felthry for sure, I just think a chess captcha is funny :p
@Felthry well dang now i feel like a dummy
@sobsz aa sorry! maybe we're just better at it than we thought?
@Felthry more likely it's that i really really suck at it
heck i didn't really 100% know what the difference was between a checkmate and a stalemate until i looked it up
@monorail The only reason I could solve that one is because it's piss-easy, and I suspect this is going to be a better tool for sorting out humans instead. :P
@BatElite i had to solve two because I did something wrong and they were both piss easy but like. Not completely trivial. I had to do a quick think about it
That said. The link at the bottom will take you to the answer
@monorail ...that sounds even more self-defeating.
@monorail behold, the esolangs wiki
@monorail What the shit I'm awful at chess guess I'd be locked out forever
A computer cannot "table flip"
@monorail wait, this is real?! I suck at chess.
@monorail speaking of which, I had a Russian CAPTCHA once and could not, for the life of me, read the Russian.
Move the queen left one space?
@urology you have to move the rook in the bottom left all the way to the top
See I'm actually a robot, but I'm learning.
captcha hot take
captcha hot take
@monorail ...honestly, I think "ask any question whatsoever" is probably a good enough captcha in a lot of circumstances? the vast majority of automated spam is either "hey, here's a form! *pastes spam in all the fields in case it gets left as a comment*" or attacks on the specific patterns embodied by large hosting sites like wordpress
our dad manages to secure his blog/wiki against spam by a blacklist that consists of three drug spam terms and by occasionally setting it to "you need to click on this link and type 'friend' in the box to get a cookie" mode
@monorail "Draw a pixel-perfect recreation of the Mona Lisa" (with MS Paint Tools)
@monorail I hate this so very much, both for what it is and what it demonstrates
@monorail thanks i hate it
That violates all kinds of accessibility standards
@monorail It'd be like that scene in Jurassic Park with the raptor and the door, except the door's just not on the frame
Damn, I'm a robot!
@monorail i castle, then move my knight in front of the white queen, then attempt to seduce the king
@monorail The only winning move is to fail.
@remaster rook to F1 is also a winning move
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