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at videogames inc, during the invention of videogames:

employee: "i've invented a new kind of enemy to put at the end of levels! they're big and scary, and the whole point of the game is to kill them. the player really really wants to kill them the whole time"
boss: "what are they called?"
employee:

@monorail we need to rise up and defeat the final boss already, we're already off-course for multiverse record pace

@monorail
Employee: "U-uhhh I was...t-thinking... big enemy?..."
Boss: "Hmmm... nah, not catchy enough... How about Boss!"
Employee: "?!? (holy shit he just... came out and said it!?) U-uh! Yeah! Sure! You're the boss, boss!"
Boss: I am. :D
Employee: *escapes before boss notices and realise*
Boss: *NEVER DOES*

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