i want to see a pokemon fan game where you play as a pokemon who stole a trainer's hat
and discover that nobody can tell you're a pokemon as long as you're wearing the hat
the professor offers you a starter pokemon and you just kind of bat at one of the pokeballs with a paw, so they say "the strong silent type, yeah? some of the most powerful trainers in the world were the same way"
you fight the first gym leader by placing a pokeball down with your mouth and pressing the button, and your opponent is wowed by your eccentric technique
and the whole game continues that way until your hat gets knocked off in the middle of the battle with the champion
@monorail it's the pokemon version of sir bearington!!
@monorail Sounds like fun. Been pondering something like that for my pokemon journey.
@monorail hat hat hat hat hat
@monorail Hat. Then in the sequel, you find someone on an out of the way cliff and...
@monorail okay but you'd also have to be able to talk to your party members too right
i mean they're pokemon and you're a pokemon
@monorail "Blaziken Boo, what's the matter with you?..."
@monorail how about they also take their hat off to reveal they're a pokémon
also, can't wait to play as a wailord
@monorail definitely should be player choice
@monorail *heinz doofenschmirtz voice* a pokémon?
PERRY the pokémon trainer???
@monorail Pokemon Hat Version
@monorail man the Holly glaceon autobiography sounds great can't wait to pick it up
@monorail I need this, just please let me be a ditto tho
@ThornEater at the beginning of the game when you're choosing your trainer, it just opens a completed pokedex
@Frinkeldoodle Pokemon Human and Pokemon Pokemon
@monorail I need this to be real
@monorail Battling to free pokémon from their spherical prisons? Raising class consciousness through midnight bill sticking and disrupting what are in effect unregulated cockfights? Gaining entry to places as just three pokémon in a trenchcoat and plenty of swagger? This would totally work and I support it.
@monorail "Untitled Pokemon Game"
@monorail This feels like the choice of species is highly significant. At one end there's a Machop doing this. At the other end there's, like, a Sunkern. Somewhere in the middle, maybe Furret, or Pachirisu, or Donphan.
@monorail octodad pokemon edition
a pokemon game where the difficult gameplay is doing absolutely normal things like a normal person would do
@monorail yES PLEASE
@monorail Octillery Dad!
@monorail Plot twist: your rival reveals they are the protagonist from the Mystery Dungeon games and fondly remember their time as a Pokemon. You both share a common camaraderie on being a Pokemon in secret.
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