Q: Holly, why do you talk to your cats? They don't know what you're saying.
A: Shut the fuck up. Never ask me this again.
A: SHUT THE FUCK UP! They are cute, adorable, and they DON'T JUDGE ME LIKE YOU DO! *quietly mutters, "judgmental asshole"*
@monorail People who don't talk to their pets are cops. Sorry i don't make the rules.
@monorail if you dont baby talk your cat then youre owning a cat incorrectly
@monorail I can send some voice clips of me mewing that WILL confuse your cats and make them look around or you can boop my snoot
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