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New life goal: Write a book called "101 Disappointing Riddles"

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What walks on four legs in the morning, two legs in the afternoon and three legs in the evening? Show more

death/sui mention Show more

A man and his son are in a car accident. The man dies instantly, the son is rushed to the hospital in critical condition. A surgeon prepares to operate, but upon seeing the boy, exclaims "I can't operate on this patient! He's my son!" How is this possible? Show more

A man and his son are in a car accident. The man dies instantly, the son is rushed to the hospital in critical condition. A surgeon prepares to operate, but upon seeing the boy, exclaims "I can't operate on this patient! He's my son!" How is this possible? Show more

What has 22 arms, 22 legs, 11 heads, and is on TV every Sunday? Show more

Sarah and Alex are playing chess. They play seven games and they each win the name number of times. There were no draws or stalemates. How? Show more

A parent kicks their teenage son out of the house. The son thanks him. Why? Show more

What can you add to a barrel to make it lighter? Show more

Two friends met to share stories over some lemonade. One of them drinks very quickly, finishing five drinks in the time it takes the other to finish one. The next day, the one who drank slowly becomes very sick, while the other suffers no ill effects. The pitcher of lemonade they both drank from was poisoned. Why did the friend who drank more not get sick? Show more

re: Two friends met to share stories over some lemonade. One of them drinks very quickly, finishing five drinks in the time it takes the other to finish one. The next day, the one who drank slowly becomes very sick, while the other suffers no ill effects. The pitcher of lemonade they both drank from was poisoned. Why did the friend who drank more not get sick? Show more

Whenever Cassandra leaves her home to go to work, she takes the elevator from the 20th floor of her building (where she lives) to the ground floor. When she comes home, she takes the elevator to the 10th floor and walks the rest of the way up. However, if it's raining, she takes the elevator all the way up to the 20th floor. Why? Show more

What's brown and has a head and a tail, but no legs? Show more

What's brown and has a head and a tail, but no legs? Show more

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@monorail

what came first, the chicken or the goose? [note, will require research into chicken and geese]

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