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music, one of man's greatest achievements, is quickly becoming more popular with each passing day

and i am manifesting the world that i would like to create
and i am checking my smartwatch because my uber is late

okay i think like most of the follows/followers are moving

i don't know why some of them are not but hopefully it will sort itself out

renamon is an honorary pokemon

ice/ghost

i say "pathetic creature of meat and bone" and "perfect, immortal machine" a lot for someone who's never played system shock

but every time i do, i make this exact point

so really, i say "i say [...] a lot for someone who's never played system shock" a lot for someone who always says "pathetic creature of meat and bone" and "perfect, immortal machine"

Blaseball is a splort that's very similar to the sport of baseball as you know it.

To "play" blaseball, you bet in-game currency on blaseball games that happen every hour. If you bet correctly, you get coins which can be put towards things like increasing your max bet, increasing your passive income when the team you chose as your favourite wins a game, and buying votes.

Each vote can be spent at the Election, which lets the fans change the rules of the next season of blaseball. For example, in the past fans have voted for the Fourth Strike, which is a buff given to the 4 worst teams of the previous season, causing their batters to get 4 strikes before being out instead of 3.

You can also put your votes into the Blessing raffle. Blessings are buffs given out to teams chosen at random at the end of each season, but that random choice is weighted by how many votes that team's fans put in (after all, it's a raffle). That could be things like general stat increases, but it could also be things like Legendary Items. For example, a player named Jessica Telephone received an extraordinarily powerful bat that made her the best batter in the league. The fans dubbed it The Dial Tone, and that name eventually became canon when the devs added it to the site.

Which brings me to what's actually interesting about blaseball...

this crash worked on n64 but on virtual console it just did some mild memory corruption (like it just changed the name of file B iirc)

(it was on purpose)

folks i just crashed the super mario 3d all stars n64 emulator