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Hey everyone! I'm Holly (or monorail, either is fine), local Ice type Mastodon admin. I run, a small instance that I think is, excuse me, cool.

I'm 26, :heart_ace:, :heart_aro:(?), a :heart_trans: girl, and white as the fallen snow.

My interests include programming, video james, and sleeping in until the afternoon. Say hi if you like, I don't bite. (60 power Dark type physical attack? No thanks!)

Typing with paws is tough, so instead of more words, have a picture!

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If you want to play Super Smash Bros. Melee online, the software to do that can be found here:

Make an account, download the launcher, and that's basically it! You'll have to do the normal emulator things (e.g. set up your controls if you aren't using an adapter that Dolphin supports out of the box) but once you do, launching the game will put you directly into an Online Play menu. Slippi Dolphin hooks into the game to handle things like your account, mmr, rollback netcode, etc. From the perspective of actually playing, it's extremely seamless.

You will need to have an iso of ssbm version 1.02. If you're looking for a link to one: How dare you! My personal copy was ripped directly from a real disc using a hacked console, which is the legal way to do it. I keep it on a file server for my own personal use, not distribution. In fact, why don't you shoot me a DM so I can scold you some more there.

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"holly how tall are you, i keep forgetting" don't worry, i took a picture of me posing next to a building i found on the internet

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"holly why do you run your own instance instead of using someone else's"

:glaceon_shiny:β€‹πŸ’¬ "well, it's a great learning experience, i think it's important to the ideals of federation that there be a wide selection of instances to choose from rather than everyone piling into a few big ones, and it's as good a hobby as anything else"

:glaceon_shiny:β€‹πŸ’­ "modifying the code for shitposts"

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who's got two thumbs and has paws


*looks back and forth at paws, distressed*

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I asked online and so far the working theory about wtf happened here is that ganon somehow bounced off the bottom of the ledge from up and in DI, which is a ceiling so it didn't kill his horizontal momentum, then SDIed above the lip

Absolutely wild

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hello to people named elizabeth or something else

"is it useful?" sure, of course it's useful, it's an inclined plane

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we all agree that the screw is the worst simple machine right?

i'm laughing really hard at my own joke because i got a youtube comment reminding me how good the joke is

mango won a major and now everyone's going "HAHA THOSE FUCKERS RATED HIM #11 NEVER SLEEP ON THE KID" fuckin, mango himself said "yeah over the period of time those rankings are considering i probably wasn't top 10 but i'm back"

i'm happy to have resurrected that pokemon story idea from all the garbage i keep in my long term memory. that's a fun one

A pleasure of the flesh 

@monorail an intake of cool air after a refreshing mint

watching northernlion nail 78 trivia questions i would never ever ever have figured out but not knowing one thing i know πŸ˜‘β€‹πŸ‘Ώβ€‹πŸ€¬β€‹

"Which BeyoncΓ© is that? Oh, BeyoncΓ© Knowles."

i want to go to bed but i don't want to MAKE my bed

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A general fediverse instance for people who generally like pokemon at least a little bit. Newly registered users must be manually approved due to an increasing number of spam bots; if you look like a person, your account will be approved as soon as possible.