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Hey everyone! I'm Holly (or monorail, either is fine), local Ice type Mastodon admin. I run, a small instance that I think is, excuse me, cool.

I'm 26, :heart_ace:, :heart_aro:(?), a :heart_trans: girl, and white as the fallen snow.

My interests include programming, video james, and sleeping in until the afternoon. Say hi if you like, I don't bite. (60 power Dark type physical attack? No thanks!)

Typing with paws is tough, so instead of more words, have a picture!

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"holly how tall are you, i keep forgetting" don't worry, i took a picture of me posing next to a building i found on the internet

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"holly why do you run your own instance instead of using someone else's"

:glaceon_shiny:β€‹πŸ’¬ "well, it's a great learning experience, i think it's important to the ideals of federation that there be a wide selection of instances to choose from rather than everyone piling into a few big ones, and it's as good a hobby as anything else"

:glaceon_shiny:β€‹πŸ’­ "modifying the code for shitposts"

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who's got two thumbs and has paws


*looks back and forth at paws, distressed*

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just scooped with lethal on board but what can you do lmao

I think it's funny that magic used to have creatures with a triggered ability like "When ~ deals damage, you gain that much life", but then they keyworded that as lifelink and gave the old cards errata. This was not functional errata, the card did the same thing.

Then they changed how the lifelink keyword worked, making it a static ability that changes how the game handles damage instead of a triggered ability that goes on the stack.

Cards with the word "lifelink" printed on them didn't receive any errata, it was just a rules update. But cards with the old triggered ability had their existing errata turned functional retroactively

my political stance is that legendary sorceries should be allowed to be your commander

one of the worst genres of post is like "it's a joke, right? that people say they enjoy ${EXTREMELY POPULAR THING}? like no one's actually deluded themselves into believing it's good??" we get it you're very smart and handsome

Ok, was the Fairy Oddparents movie where the band KISS were like guardians of the universe and they used make up to hide the fact they were eons old a real thing or a really convincing and scarring dream i had when i was a kid?

@00dani @monorail a roll is just a bow that exceeds 90 degrees and extends to several thousand degrees

@monorail early morning me: read "bow" and "teabag" as noun objects (ie, bow and arrow)

wordle 222 spoilers 

can't believe my shit brain saw my remaining letters and came up with FOUNT

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there are two genres of video game:

- ducking makes you bow
- ducking makes you teabag

wild that i've crafted a way to perceive myself with absolutely no bearing in reality whatsoever but my friends are just unquestioningly on board. it's nice

just found out there was an animation vs animator 5

i feel like if you're going to bring back a long dead series for one final hurrah, where part of the plot is the fact that it's been so long, and it has a big emotional ending to put a bow on the whole thing, that should be it. you should have to stop. lookin at you toy story

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