ZK-Class Reality Failure Event 🍓 @monorail@glaceon.social

#introductions

Hey everyone! I'm Holly (or monorail), local Ice type Mastodon admin. I run glaceon.social, a small little instance that I think is, excuse me, cool.

I'm 23, , -romantic, a girl, and white as the fallen snow.

My interests include programming, video james, and sleeping in until the afternoon. Say hi if you like, I don't bite. (40 power Dark type physical attack? No thanks!)

Typing with paws is tough, so have a pic:

hug? pat? hold my paw? similar? yes

play with my ribbons? if we're close

tough inside my ears? anything lewd? pls no

who's got two thumbs and has paws

this--

*looks back and forth at paws, distressed*

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hey

shoutout to trans glaceon girls named holly

y'all are valid

accidentally had a horny thought at school and now it's all i'm thinking about

(two observers facing each other act as a fast clock, because one pulses, the other detects that pulse, the first detects /that/ pulse, etc etc, and when the comparator is powered it uses the sticky piston to move an observer so it faces another one)

i'm using a dropper to push eggs up into a dispenser whenever it's not empty, but the way that i connected the output of the comparator to the dropper wasn't fast enough so if you put things in quickly enough the comparator would just get stuck on

so now i use the comparator to determine whether a clock should be running to power the dropper

cost me two extra observers and a sticky piston

i built an auto-reloading chicken cannon and the redstone was simple at first but it turns out that it can jam easily and fixing it made it no longer simple

i named my Fortune III pick "The Lucky Break" because i like to pretend i'm clever but actually i steal all my jokes from the internet

that being said, while i tried to get a Silk Touch pickaxe i ended up enchanting four more Fortune III ones

but i just gave them away because the one i currently have will Never Die

i put Mending on a Fortune III pickaxe and now i can count on multiplying any diamonds i find by 1.2 from now until the end of time

i don't keep it on me, i keep a Silk Touch pick on me to grab the ore, and when i get home where it's safe i pop the Fortune III pick out of its item frame and use it there

no way i'm risking this thing to a lava bath

i don't knew when the Mending enchantment was added to minecraft but it's definitely the best enchantment in the game, right?

how do we get cher on the fediverse

fuck!!!!!! #Tetris99 #Tetris #NintendoSwitch

fuck #Tetris99 #Tetris #NintendoSwitch

two lesbians arguing about who's girlfriend is cuter

twist: they're girlfriends

drinking water. glug glug babey

there's no gender neutral phrase with the same energy as "fuck dude it sure is" and that's very sad

fight club is a good movie, but if you tell me that fight club is a good movie i'll be incredibly cautious about you

(fight club project mayhem voice) His name is Walt Jabsco. His name is Walt Jabsco.

His name is Walt Jabsco

Okay so I was looking up my favourite unicode character, U+1F574 MAN IN BUISINESS SUIT LEVETATING, and i just noticed

Also Known As
🕴️ Hovering Man
🕴️ Rude Boy
🕴️ Walt Jabsco

fucking WHOMST?