Sosa Hayes Truther 🍓 @monorail@glaceon.social

#introductions

Hey everyone! I'm Holly (or monorail), local Ice type Mastodon admin. I run glaceon.social, a small little instance that I think is, excuse me, cool.

I'm 24, , -romantic, a girl, and white as the fallen snow.

My interests include programming, video james, and sleeping in until the afternoon. Say hi if you like, I don't bite. (60 power Dark type physical attack? No thanks!)

Typing with paws is tough, so have a pic:

i like object oriented programming. fight me

"holly how tall are you, i keep forgetting" don't worry, i took a picture of me posing next to a building i found on the internet

"holly why do you run your own instance instead of using someone else's"

​💬 "well, it's a great learning experience, i think it's important to the ideals of federation that there be a wide selection of instances to choose from rather than everyone piling into a few big ones, and it's as good a hobby as anything else"

​💭 "modifying the code for shitposts"

who's got two thumbs and has paws

this--

*looks back and forth at paws, distressed*

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i am holly

i want to play melee but i have class in half an hour so i shouldn't

God I missed going "Oh no it's XX:57 go go go" actually

"Hey, remember Banding?"

The only format where Opalescence, Opalescence, Humility is strong

Judge's Tower

- one shared library
- you have infinite life
- you can pay any mana cost for free
- start turn 1 with 0 cards in hand
- you must play anything in your hand as soon as it's legal for you to do so
- you must activate at least 1 activated ability per card every turn if able, starting from the bottom and going up until you run out or can activate one
- there are only two ways to lose: forget to do one of the two above things, or make a rules error

so you fill the shared library with the most convoluted, edge case exploiting cards you can and hope you draw the ones where you know how they work

I've just discovered my new favourite mtg format lmao

hey how come in ssbu you're -8 after parrying sonic's spindash

that seems like it shouldn't be like that

"peak trans" is when you're questioning your gender identity and take a peek at being trans

Hey remember that time gamers got upset about some game (for the life of me I couldn't tell you which) for having a tarot card reading that always gives you the same cards in the same order regardless of which ones you actually click?

- The illusion of choice is an extremely important game design tool, your favourite games would be worse without it
- In the context of the story, it's literally supernaturally predictive,

Everyone in the world has successfully guessed that i'm asking for blaseball reasons, you read me like a book lmao

(I guess that me suddenly being super interested in tarot for its own sake would be pretty out of character (which is not to try to disparage anyone who is, I think it's fine and cool (and I know it's a religious thing in some cases) but it's just not at all the kind of thing I'm personally attached to))

i don't do defederations based on vibes but god damn that was an accurate vibe i guess

don't tag kiwifarms users into my mentions

don't interact with me from instances that allow you to tag kiwifarms users into threads

it's not hard

I tried to play the Mad Rat Dead demo and I felt like I was going to be sick to my stomach because the protagonist knows beyond a doubt that they die tomorrow

I wish the idea of knowing exactly when I would die didn't squick the hell out of me

Like the idea of having finite time terrifies me but I am EXTREMELY more terrified of "i have finite time left and it's this much"

hello people on fedi who know about tarot

does the order of the cards mean anything when reading them or is it just which cards you drew