Burke Gonzales is my dad. Repost this if Burke Gonzales is your dad also🍓 @monorail@glaceon.social

#introductions

Hey everyone! I'm Holly (or monorail), local Ice type Mastodon admin. I run glaceon.social, a small little instance that I think is, excuse me, cool.

I'm 24, , -romantic, a girl, and white as the fallen snow.

My interests include programming, video james, and sleeping in until the afternoon. Say hi if you like, I don't bite. (60 power Dark type physical attack? No thanks!)

Typing with paws is tough, so have a pic:

i like object oriented programming. fight me

"holly how tall are you, i keep forgetting" don't worry, i took a picture of me posing next to a building i found on the internet

"holly why do you run your own instance instead of using someone else's"

​💬 "well, it's a great learning experience, i think it's important to the ideals of federation that there be a wide selection of instances to choose from rather than everyone piling into a few big ones, and it's as good a hobby as anything else"

​💭 "modifying the code for shitposts"

who's got two thumbs and has paws

this--

*looks back and forth at paws, distressed*

support me on petreon

achoo

[[victory dragon]]

yugioh has a card that wins you not just the current game, but the whole match

but if you're about to win with it, your opponent can just concede the current game

so the ability does nothing against anyone who's ever heard of it before or who thinks it through properly

wings bad

achoo

new fundamental force just dropped

my opinion about whether wings bad or wings good depends entirely on how we're doing in the current game

one time someone prank called my place of work like "is Mike there?"

but it didn't work because we actually did have someone named Mike so I said "no, he's off today"

"i need to speak with Mike"

"i could take a message for next time i see him?"

"please, bring Mike to the phone"

this went for about a minute before my manager noticed me and finally prompted me to ask "which Mike?" so they'd get out the punchline and hang up

i like to talk about the things i like but don't worry: give me the slightest hint that you're not interested and i'll shut up forever. like you won't even be able to convince me that you do care and that i imagined the hint

thinking of getting into dominion, can anyone recommend a budget deck

that's not that much better

really unfortunate that we have to say "no, the planet isn't called your anus. it's called urine us"

this game could use more placement helpers like portal 2 does

oh i have been taught thank you

how do i use the pizza

i bought the pizza how do i use it

my name is holly and i always have plausible deniability

i'm holly