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Hey everyone! I'm Holly (or monorail), local Ice type Mastodon admin. I run glaceon.social, a small little instance that I think is, excuse me, cool.

I'm 22, :heart_ace:, :heart_bi:-romantic, a :heart_trans: girl, and white as the fallen snow.

My interests include programming, video james, and sleeping in until the afternoon. Say hi if you like, I don't bite. (40 power Dark type physical attack? No thanks!)

Typing with paws is tough, so have a pic:

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check out glaceon dot social we got

- glaceon
- mew (not umbreon don't be confused)
- pretty fox lady
- a big rock
- glaceon 2x combo
- bear (AWOL)
- toad
- bear
- flareon (quiet)
- seven spambots, rest in peace
- three human friends
- lapras (sleeping)
- mew again

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hey

shoutout to trans glaceon girls named holly

y'all are valid

i think glaceon.social is getting spambots again

but i'll give them a chance to prove themselves before i start swinging the ol' banhammer

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audiohazard that might actually only be hazardous to me Show more

tired: going to bed
wired: watching 10+ year old youtube videos of some grown men make lame sexist jokes and put dumb shit in a microwave

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re: astrology shitpost, long Show more

My buddy Max used to bartend at an Olive Garden. Every day when he came in for his shift, he would check all his mixers and every day they were out of orange juice. At first he didnโ€™t think anything of it, but then the manager noticed they were ordering an abnormal amount of orange juice, so he asked Max about it. Max explains that theyโ€™re always out when he comes in. This goes on for a while and the manager gets kind of pissed. I guess OJ is expensive. 1/2

One day the manager is bitching about it to Max and one of the cooks walks into the bar. This guy has no business being back there, so Max and the manager stop talking for a sec. The cook walks over, takes the fresh bottle of orange juice and just throws it back, pounds like half of it. The manager is LIVID. He just start going off, but the cook speaks very little English. He lets the manager vent, looks him straight in the eye and says โ€œEvery day, broโ€ and kills the rest of the OJ. 2/2

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glaceon.social

An instance of the Mastodon microblogging social network for Ice type pokemon, fans of Ice type pokemon, and anyone else who's, well, cool. Chat with our community here, or with your friends on any other instance!

Our code of conduct page can be found here!