ZK-Class Reality Failure Event 🍓 @monorail@glaceon.social

#introductions

Hey everyone! I'm Holly (or monorail), local Ice type Mastodon admin. I run glaceon.social, a small little instance that I think is, excuse me, cool.

I'm 24, , -romantic, a girl, and white as the fallen snow.

My interests include programming, video james, and sleeping in until the afternoon. Say hi if you like, I don't bite. (60 power Dark type physical attack? No thanks!)

Typing with paws is tough, so have a pic:

"holly why do you run your own instance instead of using someone else's"

​💬 "well, it's a great learning experience, i think it's important to the ideals of federation that there be a wide selection of instances to choose from rather than everyone piling into a few big ones, and it's as good a hobby as anything else"

​💭 "modifying the code for shitposts"

who's got two thumbs and has paws

this--

*looks back and forth at paws, distressed*

support me on petreon

hey

shoutout to trans glaceon girls named holly

y'all are valid

someone charted Reject by Green Day and not only is it super fun to play even if you don't come close to FCing it, holy shit my wrists hurt after playing it one time

i was really frustrated with a new spotify update that made it so i couldn't easily pause my music anymore

and then i woke up and realized i fell asleep with headphones on

pokemon can have little a pokepuff

for every useless lesbian story, there's also an extremely forward lesbian

@Lumb how do you even find these old toots

me, doing anything: "i'm back on my bullshit"

often "out of bounds" in burnout paradise is like. the other side of a railing on the side of the road. so it's not hard to like, take a bump too fast, get on top of the railing, and just barely touch the ground on the other side while you could still make it out

one complaint that i have about burnout paradise is that if you get even a little bit out of bounds the game immediately wrecks you, even if you clearly would have bounced back in

my mistake it's actually guns_and_roses.sns

about to go into my burnout paradise files and corrupt the guns_n_roses.snd file because i'm so sick of paradise city

hooray i can see again

i hope i haven't accidentally switched my keybaord to a different layout because i'd have no way of knowing

like just absolutely unable to to do anything related to eyesight

god, i'm completely useless without my glasses

It would be much easier to find my glasses if I didn't need glasses

#np boomshot! https://youtu.be/J8B7vMy-wbE

pop quiz: what is my middle name