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reverse monkey's paw where it gives you what you actually want instead of what you asked for, so when you're like "i think it'd be cool to grow my hair out, dudes with long hair are cool, i'm a dude" it just cuts to the chase and gives you HRT
@kat where is this paw, i need it
@kat this reverse monkey's paw idea is actually a major plot thing in a really really fucking good russian art movie from the 70s
@anna let's watch it someday
@kat im down tbh its so good (also incredibly, incredibly slow so youd probably be bored but you could just like squeeze me and be on your phone or something)
@anna i went to art school i can handle a boring art film
i'll take the challenge
@kat hey i do that
@julialuna @kat ur kitten paw
@kat
discount reverse monkey's paw where it purportedly gives you what you actually want instead of what you asked for, but it actually just gives you HRT regardless of what prompt you gave it
@TiffanyLearningC honestly works for me
@kat how dare you call me out like this
"this isn't what i asked for, this is for trans girls" (hand slowly curls into a thumbs up)