fuck you twilight, you can't have vampires that just drink pig blood, that's cheating
at least call them what they are, they're hampires
vampires in the rain: dampires
vampire wannabes: shampires
oh that vampire is kinda sexy: damnpires
and of course, the vampires actually in twilight: glampires
@email@example.com I can't believe it took me this long to remember that there was a Toon setting published in Pyramid with Hampires. Who suck the ink from toons reducing them to black and white (decades before Adventure Time) stick figures.
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