Firebird Trans ​♀️ @kat@glaceon.social

primarina with paw print tattoos

reposting this @gardevoir post so i can keep it forever tbh

VR hangout instructions:

1) get VRchat (it is free, runs on most computers, and has a not-VR mode if you do not have a headset)

2) add this person to your friends list: ∴ Kat ∴

3) at ⚠️ 8PM EST on Saturdays ⚠️, find me on the social list and join the room i'm in, or request an invite if it's invite-only

if you could translate my beautiful mermaid song it would say:

craigslist m(ermaid) 4 f - need cute beach girl to come tie me in a fucking pretzel get in touch by screaming into a conch shell ttys

tempted to run two groups for this PMD tabletop game even though it's the first game i've ever GMed

almost entirely just so i can give them matching pair names like all the pokemon games have

got some cool ffxiv birds tonight

what pokemon is joe biden

does this even count as a uspol post

hmm

just realized i accidentally set the premise for this PMD campaign so the president is now a pokemon

not sure how to feel about that one

the existence of jorts implies both the existence of jediums and jlongs

viewer participation thread

what should i get for lunch today

i will crumble into dust if i go 4 hours without being cuddled

imagine thinking

gonna have characters who go feral and turn into random encounter monsters either because they're doing the "i'm trapped in an alien body" thing or just because they're like "nah this is nice actually, maybe i'll just go live in the woods and eat berries instead of being sapient"

and then for like still-human characters it'll be a range from "i love being small and fuzzy, i will keep living my life that way" all the way to like "this is so fundamentally incomprehensible to my mind and life experience that i can't reconcile it, which is exactly why i'll never give into it and i'll just sit around and mope a lot and play my 3ds instead"

kafka's metamorphosis but gregor's like "ehhh this is fine tbh" and just keeps doing his regular life shit

the big reveal is the left eye is just a big fuckin melodramatic goober who likes pranking anyone who asks and they're actually kind of loving life and happy being friends

some people just handle getting turned into weird abstract shit really well tbh

going to unsettle all my players when i skip right past "oh no, i've turned into a marketable cartoon bunny" tf and go right for "i've turned into a magnemite and then permanently fused with two other people and we're slowly losing our humanity being trapped in an immobile floating steel prison that used to be our own bodies" and make them regret asking the shopkeeper what his backstory is

yeah i should just not be here for a while and avoid a second week of the same stuff happening

ah okay cool

if someone ever took my brain out of my head i hope one of you would become a hot dad detective and go around screaming at people on my behalf tbh

so far the best part of this episode is sam doing these incredibly angry shouty interrogations but if you pick the wrong option the person's like "wait pressuring me that way doesn't make sense" and sam's like "oh right sorry" before going back to being super angry

thinking about how sam turns into a hot dad as soon as someone picks on max

how to GM a tabletop game when you hate talking over mic