Mia, avant-gardevoir 
@gardevoir@glaceon.social
- pronouns
- they/them in the streets, she/her in the sheets
- leaffriend
- https://meow.social/@kyoji
- avatar by
- @extinct
- header from
- ZeroRanger
- theme song
- https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=k7pVNuhZmWI
it's your shiny nonbinary gardegal, mia! the internet is fun but this phone sucks with these big-ass fingerspikes
expect bad ideas, awful puns, weird and intense kinkposting, nsfw game dev and design, electronics hacking, chuuni dumbassery, 3d action games, and general affection targeted at cute boys. in short, reverse engineering and perverse engineering
this account is *extremely* 18+ only.
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Joined Oct 2020
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an oral history of pso2
I’ve been playing this game a long-ass time. PSO2 is a game that tries everything and does more of what works—but that means there’s also a lot of leftover dead ends, experiments that didn’t really work out.
In this thread, I’d like to preserve some stories of the game as it used to be.
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my weird accomplishments thread
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Hi! I'm Mia, from Gardevoir.
* I'm pokégirl
* gender: just femme of neutral (she/they are cool)
* sexuality: I like boys, especially boys in thighhighs
* “I wanna fuck you” is fine, “I wanna date you” is a little weird, cause I’m taken
* content is 50/50 weird furry kinks and game design
* my fingerspikes are clumsy so sometimes I accidentally like the wrong posts; if I do I'm deeply sorry
* I *always* want to hear about your niche interest
* check out my weird porn games at https://nowthatsstrategy.itch.io/
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here’s the thread where I post all the Gardevoir art I’ve commissioned!
birdsite link, not exactly literally nsfw but...
https://twitter.com/discocci/status/1366572477070082049 the internet is beautiful
nsfw, Mia gets existentially weird with it: horny jail
enter the genre of “horny jail”
and I don’t just mean like horny locations themed after like jails or creepy mental health institutions or whatever, though there are a *lot* of those
these are devices—or sometimes little rooms—that are designed to hold a character for a while.
the really clever ones only count online time, or even have little minigames that you have to pass, as a way to test that you’re really at the computer, paying attention, and staring at your character. if you want to use this character again—and it’s SL, so just making an alt has a huge financial implication, because you’d have to rebuy everything!—you *have* to wait it out!
thus, the act of being imprisoned itself becomes horny. it’s honestly pretty clever. as long as you can’t just sit on the reflected geometry underneath the mirrored floor or something to clip out, anyway, because SL is just... like that
nsfw, Mia gets existentially weird with it: horny jail
see, SL had... what was originally a third-party viewer, I think, and became an API that any viewer could implement, that’d allow in-world scripts to take control of your viewer and deny your character permissions, consensually and with a technological safeword release
super cool stuff, honestly! and people built a bunch of gear and machines that locked you in once you got in, it’s great
but then there’s a kind of weird implication. sure, I can lock someone into a machine, but they disappear when they log off, and a locked machine with nobody inside it looks weird
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re: nsfw, Mia gets existentially weird with it: horny jail
@gardevoir I would expect any horny jail to turn into both types eventually, so the difference is academic
nsfw, Mia gets existentially weird with it: horny jail
I always thought the “horny jail” meme was amusing and the “you claim to be a prison abolitionist yet you send people to horny jail” response-meme genuinely funny, but
like, do y’all not know about Second Life horny jail
not in the “send people there for being horny” sense, in the “it’s a jail, and it is horny” sense
“what’s she gonna do, cuddle me?” —quote from boy cuddled
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@gardevoir b/w meaning “broke/woke”
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I wrote a short NSFW story! CWs inside
Okay, again, this one ended up a fair bit longer than I expected (about 5.4k words), but I hope that's okay. This one kind of follows from my last story, Tea, though with actual sex this time, and also a focus on a different kink, hypno this time. As always, open to criticism!
Content warning for:
- Furry people
- Sex
- Hypnosis
- Conditioning
- Dominance/submission
- Mentions of food
gemini://emisocks.com/stories/training.gmi
Or, if you don't have a Gemini browser: https://portal.mozz.us/gemini/emisocks.com/stories/training.gmi
broke: b/w meaning “backed with”
woke: b/w meaning “boywarms”
thinking about wielding a baseball bat in a reverse grip, like the guy from Star Wars: The Force Unleashed
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a burner phone, but when it rings, it bursts into flame
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blobcat normal curve
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rise and grind gaymers it's time to attack and dethrone god
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@gardevoir [soul calibur voice] soul calibur
game dev ~
I’m feeling kind of disillusioned with game dev because it takes *so much* work to get anything even remotely playable and even then, lately it hasn’t come out onto the page *right*
I think I just need a little rest
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[ voice] , !
- pronouns
- they/them in the streets, she/her in the sheets
- leaffriend
- https://meow.social/@kyoji
- avatar by
- @extinct
- header from
- ZeroRanger
- theme song
- https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=k7pVNuhZmWI
it's your shiny nonbinary gardegal, mia! the internet is fun but this phone sucks with these big-ass fingerspikes
expect bad ideas, awful puns, weird and intense kinkposting, nsfw game dev and design, electronics hacking, chuuni dumbassery, 3d action games, and general affection targeted at cute boys. in short, reverse engineering and perverse engineering
this account is *extremely* 18+ only.
see pins for handling/care/use instructions
Joined Oct 2020
