spooky scary gardevoir 
@gardevoir@glaceon.social
- pronouns
- they/them in the streets, she/her in the sheets
- leaffriend
- https://meow.social/@kyoji
- avatar by
- https://jessicakuczynski.com/
- header from
- ZeroRanger (https://store.steampowered.com/app/809020/ZeroRanger/)
- theme song
- https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=k7pVNuhZmWI
it's your shiny nonbinary gardegal, mia! the internet is fun but this phone sucks with these big-ass fingerspikes
expect bad ideas, awful puns, weird and intense kinkposting, nsfw game dev and design, electronics hacking, chuuni dumbassery, 3d action games, and general affection targeted at cute boys. in short, reverse engineering and perverse engineering
this account is *extremely* 18+ only.
see pins for handling/care/use instructions
Joined Oct 2020
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an oral history of pso2
I’ve been playing this game a long-ass time. PSO2 is a game that tries everything and does more of what works—but that means there’s also a lot of leftover dead ends, experiments that didn’t really work out.
In this thread, I’d like to preserve some stories of the game as it used to be.
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my weird accomplishments thread
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intro post
Hi! I'm Mia, from Gardevoir.
* I'm pokégirl
* gender: just femme of neutral (she/they are cool)
* sexuality: I like boys, especially boys in thighhighs
* “I wanna fuck you” is fine, “I wanna date you” is a little weird, cause I’m taken
* content is 50/50 weird furry kinks and game design
* my fingerspikes are clumsy so sometimes I accidentally like the wrong posts; if I do I'm deeply sorry
* I *always* want to hear about your niche interest
* check out my weird porn games at https://nowthatsstrategy.itch.io/
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here’s the thread where I post all the Gardevoir art I’ve commissioned!
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@gardevoir deploying ua-vee!
🎈🎈
tactical floof incoming!!!
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Ideas for coffee brand names
* Grounds for divorce—costs you a lot and leaves you ready to fight
* Moral high ground—it's fair-trade AND local, even though that's impossible
* Ground zero—the bag is empty, a lesson in minimalism
* Old stomping grounds—tastes like nostalgia and feet because we took the name literally
pokégirl content
when I was talking about a really cool setting at like age 12, my cousin told me, “if you actually lived there, you wouldn’t get to be a protagonist; you’d just be one of the NPCs” which turned a lot of my creativity towards genuinely cool places ever since: the overlooked small beauty of the average and mundane, especially in weird settings
which is a long and roundabout way of saying “I style myself some tough wild untamable pokémon but realistically, I’m the equivalent of an overly-enthusiastic house dog that’ll jump up on you and shout about linguistics”
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Queer fediverse be like:
Check out my new album, "30 minutes of low bitrate white noise", available only on my gopher-over-IMCP server at epicqueergamer7hfai73pfam55oxhq.onion. Please connect only between 01:00 and 02:00 UTC for reasons I will *not* explain.
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I just got a scam call. As the scammer was starting their spiel, I got ready to use my Customer Service Voice and hit them with
"You've called the Canadian Anti-fraud Center!"
Half a swearword was heard before the call disconnected.
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"Our prototype model, Delphi, demonstrates strong promise of language-based commonsense moral reasoning" https://www.aiweirdness.com/stealing-a-giraffe-from-the-zoo-only-if-its-a-really-cool-giraffe/
minor injuries, pokégirl content
my monstergirl heart: “tch. it’s nothing. any pokégirl would do this to defend you.”
me: [exhausted sigh] “I don’t even know where this one came from. I think I managed to cut myself with the twist tie on the bagels”
minor injuries, pokégirl content
my monstergirl-ass heart: aaaah sitting next to a cute trainerboy while he bandages my wounds… ❤️
me irl: ugh I just banged against the door again because I was trying to play a shitty robot mobile game and eat a sandwich at the same time. stop making such a big deal about it
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like my status if you enjoy sql injections OR 1=1;
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Just watch Nintendo add Hercule Poirot from Agatha Christie: Murder on the Orient Express as a DLC fighter.
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thinking about the best dark souls pvp video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WqacyIaq27o
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egirl charging station
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lil network attached storage x
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FEDIBLOCK NOW
Trump's new social network is preparing to launch... look familiar?
I advise you get on blocking the below domains.
You knew it was going to happen.
Boost it far and wide!
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writing
1. figure out what your core appeal is and don’t get distracted
2. if you set it up, pay it off
3. every scene should do more than one thing. ideally. if you can’t manage that, at least do hit *one* thing per scene
4. (very important) get someone to read your shit before you publish and make sure you didn’t accidentally use some symbol of Serbian nationalism or something
2a. brick jokes are the height of comedy
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electricity is overpowered
- pronouns
- they/them in the streets, she/her in the sheets
- leaffriend
- https://meow.social/@kyoji
- avatar by
- https://jessicakuczynski.com/
- header from
- ZeroRanger (https://store.steampowered.com/app/809020/ZeroRanger/)
- theme song
- https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=k7pVNuhZmWI
it's your shiny nonbinary gardegal, mia! the internet is fun but this phone sucks with these big-ass fingerspikes
expect bad ideas, awful puns, weird and intense kinkposting, nsfw game dev and design, electronics hacking, chuuni dumbassery, 3d action games, and general affection targeted at cute boys. in short, reverse engineering and perverse engineering
this account is *extremely* 18+ only.
see pins for handling/care/use instructions
Joined Oct 2020
