Mia, avant-gardevoir 
@gardevoir@glaceon.social
- pronouns
- they/them in the streets, she/her in the sheets
- leaffriend
- https://meow.social/@kyoji
- avatar by
- https://redroo.ml/@extinct
- header from
- ZeroRanger
- theme song
- https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=k7pVNuhZmWI
it's your shiny nonbinary gardegal, mia! the internet is fun but this phone sucks with these big-ass fingerspikes
expect bad ideas, awful puns, weird and intense kinkposting, nsfw game dev and design, electronics hacking, chuuni dumbassery, 3d action games, and general affection targeted at cute boys. in short, reverse engineering and perverse engineering
this account is *extremely* 18+ only.
see pins for handling/care/use instructions
Joined Oct 2020
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an oral history of pso2
I’ve been playing this game a long-ass time. PSO2 is a game that tries everything and does more of what works—but that means there’s also a lot of leftover dead ends, experiments that didn’t really work out.
In this thread, I’d like to preserve some stories of the game as it used to be.
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my weird accomplishments thread
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Hi! I'm Mia, from Gardevoir.
* I'm pokégirl
* gender: just femme of neutral (she/they are cool)
* sexuality: I like boys, especially boys in thighhighs
* “I wanna fuck you” is fine, “I wanna date you” is a little weird, cause I’m taken
* content is 50/50 weird furry kinks and game design
* my fingerspikes are clumsy so sometimes I accidentally like the wrong posts; if I do I'm deeply sorry
* I *always* want to hear about your niche interest
* check out my weird porn games at https://nowthatsstrategy.itch.io/
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here’s the thread where I post all the Gardevoir art I’ve commissioned!
[turns chair around backwards] we all love anime. but you know what the original "heaven's feel" is? that's right: touching an eevee's fluffy tummy 
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that isn't smoke, it's steam. steam from the steamed punks we're having
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this card is illegal exclusively because it has the power to take the loser's soul.
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enbies be like "hey my name is Sonata no. 33 in E-flat major, Op. 741 but you can call me Sonny for short"
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why did they call it “the wonderful 101” and not “no, more heroes”
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re: from the gender labs, d/s kink
@kat @gardevoir "They say if you mention TF in front of a mirror three times-"
Kat, already crawling out of the mirror: "Only once, actually"
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@socks I HAVE OPPOSABLE THUMBS AND I *WILL* USE THEM TO LIBERATE THE TREATS FOR ALL THE POKÉMON WITH PAWBS
VIVA LA EEVEELUCIÓN
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nonsense
The sequel to Nier Automata... Far Manualata
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UPDATE: GOT THE BOX OPEN. OPERATION SNACK BREAK IS GO
update: my trainer has figured out that I know where he keeps the treats, and has put them in a box that requires fingernails to open. gonna go try to sneak a butter knife from the kitchen. please stand by
don’t worry, my trainer hasn’t figured out yet that I know where he keeps the treats
shakes a box of pokémon treats on the TL
from the gender labs, d/s kink
it/its, but in the sense you might talk about a pet without caring if it’s listening, because it’s not smart enough to understand you
…and even if it *did* understand you, its opinion doesn’t really matter anyway
kink
“I mean like she/her is fine but like you should probably understand you’re flirting with me if you use those”
“he/him but in the sense you’d call a dog a cute little guy”
“like, you just… you’ll just know if it’s okay to use something else, okay? it’ll be clear I promise, probably because I’ll be a different species”
kink
watching someone’s hornyposting account struggle to articulate something like “they/them only!!! except like as part of a scene because it’s hot to lose control over that” and just nodding, instantly understanding
this is not a spoiler because it’s completely incomprehensible unless you already have all the context
the real villain of .hack is Jun Bansyoya’s project manager
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don’t cry because it’s over. smile because ALL ARKS WE READY GO, IN WATER IN LAND OR IN THE SKY
- pronouns
- they/them in the streets, she/her in the sheets
- leaffriend
- https://meow.social/@kyoji
- avatar by
- https://redroo.ml/@extinct
- header from
- ZeroRanger
- theme song
- https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=k7pVNuhZmWI
it's your shiny nonbinary gardegal, mia! the internet is fun but this phone sucks with these big-ass fingerspikes
expect bad ideas, awful puns, weird and intense kinkposting, nsfw game dev and design, electronics hacking, chuuni dumbassery, 3d action games, and general affection targeted at cute boys. in short, reverse engineering and perverse engineering
this account is *extremely* 18+ only.
see pins for handling/care/use instructions
Joined Oct 2020
