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@gardevoir@glaceon.social
- pronouns
- they/them in the streets, she/her in the sheets
- leaffriend
- https://meow.social/@kyoji
- avatar by
- https://twitter.com/eisorus
- header from
- ZeroRanger (https://store.steampowered.com/app/809020/ZeroRanger/)
- theme song
- https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=k7pVNuhZmWI
it's a shiny nonbinary gardegal! the internet is fun but this phone sucks with these big-ass fingerspikes
expect bad ideas, awful puns, weird and intense kinkposting, nsfw game dev and design, electronics hacking, chuuni dumbassery, 3d action games, and general affection targeted at cute boys. in short, reverse engineering and perverse engineering
this account is *extremely* 18+ only.
see pins for handling/care/use instructions
Joined Oct 2020
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Hi! I'm Mia, from Gardevoir.
* I'm pokégirl
* gender: just femme of neutral (she/they are cool)
* sexuality: I like boys, especially boys in thighhighs
* “I wanna fuck you” is fine, “I wanna date you” is a little weird, cause I’m taken
* content is 50/50 weird furry kinks and game design
* my fingerspikes are clumsy so sometimes I accidentally like the wrong posts; if I do I'm deeply sorry
* I *always* want to hear about your niche interest
* check out my weird porn games at https://nowthatsstrategy.itch.io/
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bussy as a portmanteau of "butt" and "pussy" is actually a false etymology. In reality, evidence suggests it is derived from greek busōn and proto-indo-european buzo, meaning "hole" or "a dark wet or cave" as well as being the name of various mythological figures associated with the underworld.
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god has ragequit and we pwnd him
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Them: So are you an atheist? An agnostic?
Me: I'd say I'm a "kteinotheist"—I'm mostly interested in finding and killing the fucker
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If you have dual citizenship what happens to your government-assigned fursona, what do you get
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motorcycle duel disk street legal?
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𝘠𝘰𝘶 𝘮𝘢𝘺 𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘬, 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘥𝘰𝘯'𝘵 𝘵𝘰𝘶𝘤𝘩. 
#FursuitFriday
✂️ Head & Paw craft by 🐦/aunumwolf42
☠ Skull, Horn, and Claws parts by 🐦/DvC_Ciara
👘 Attire by FB/ChimericalDragonfly
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Kayte 🏳️⚧️ θΔ
eevee probability ratings
5%
30%
69%
80%
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I think this goes without saying, but please, go on camping trips to other places (like say, Chicago or Canada).
But do not post details about your camping trips.
Use a VPN to learn details of your camping trips, especially if you do a staycation.
I 100% support the right to go on camping trips. But do not tell me about them. Do not tell Anyone about your camping trips unless they need to know.
And if you haven't already: Delete any app that tracks periods. It can and WILL be used against you.
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light souls: everyone says these ones are easy, but actually resolving your problems through communication and mutual respect takes practice
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PSO2 spoilers
But also: first of all, PSO2 seems like it could have been based on Sega's earlier masterpiece, Sonic the Hedgehog (2006): https://dizzyhslightlyvoided.tumblr.com/post/686727304620228608/i-was-going-to-do-an-if-i-had-a-nickel-for-every
Second of all, Persona just cited a promise Matoi made to the effect of "don't cry, just smile." I just won "PSO2 Is Like Sonic 2006" Bingo.
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kink, d/s, uhhhh pet and plush play, I guess
I think it'd be good to be the imperious monster* princess. tiara balanced on my head while I sneer at whoever bothers me on my throne or while I'm sprawled out in bed. getting lavished with kisses and other intimate attention while I pose for the royal sculptor and adjust tax rates. dragging my ambiguously alive plush pet around and hugging it tight while I talk to my subjects
* monster could be "under some kind of monstergirl tf curse" and/or "kind of a bastard, but in a hot, demeaning way"
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unrecommended computer content
join or die meme but all the parts of the snake are incompatible python versions installed to inscrutable different locations
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- pronouns
- they/them in the streets, she/her in the sheets
- leaffriend
- https://meow.social/@kyoji
- avatar by
- https://twitter.com/eisorus
- header from
- ZeroRanger (https://store.steampowered.com/app/809020/ZeroRanger/)
- theme song
- https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=k7pVNuhZmWI
it's a shiny nonbinary gardegal! the internet is fun but this phone sucks with these big-ass fingerspikes
expect bad ideas, awful puns, weird and intense kinkposting, nsfw game dev and design, electronics hacking, chuuni dumbassery, 3d action games, and general affection targeted at cute boys. in short, reverse engineering and perverse engineering
this account is *extremely* 18+ only.
see pins for handling/care/use instructions
Joined Oct 2020
