spooky scary gardevoir @gardevoir@glaceon.social

my weird accomplishments thread

Hi! I'm Mia, from Gardevoir.

* I'm pokégirl
* gender: just femme of neutral (she/they are cool)
* sexuality: I like boys, especially boys in thighhighs
* “I wanna fuck you” is fine, “I wanna date you” is a little weird, cause I’m taken
* content is 50/50 weird furry kinks and game design
* my fingerspikes are clumsy so sometimes I accidentally like the wrong posts; if I do I'm deeply sorry
* I *always* want to hear about your niche interest
* check out my weird porn games at https://nowthatsstrategy.itch.io/

here’s the thread where I post all the Gardevoir art I’ve commissioned!

mast of don

I’m very glad y’all like my incredibly niche commissions

my power grows as we move from locktober straight into no-nut november

honestly poképhobic that I don’t have my face buried in a trainerboy’s tummy right now tbh

gardevoir

sexuality: [six pages of worldbuilding]

"being mounted is almost always better than not being mounted"

gardevoir!mia: constantly. the mia you think you're talking to? actually an illusion and she's in the other room fucking some cute boy. if you were down, she might already have fucked you and you just don't remember it right now

dragon!mia: well like... there's a whole cycle of half-awake for two weeks, fully awake for a month, half-awake for two weeks, then deep asleep for two months, so... while she does fuck a lot when she can, the average ends up low

pallida: depends on your definition. if stuff like making a guitar turn itself into another kind of guitar is sexual to you, constantly. if not, almost never

gardevoir!mia: sneaks into nearby people's memories for algorithms, outsources most of the processing to their brains, looks very proud of herself despite not actually having done most of the work

dragon!mia: puts it on the mantlepiece looking quite content, has a collection of several speedcubes in appealing patterns, is completely uninterested in the game aspect

pallida: claims solving it is too easy to be interesting for her, then spends three hours struggling with it in private

okay i'm done

the absolute worst part of this is when people in the party are all like "just read it!" and i'm like

1. there are at LEAST two perfectly reasonable and contradictory interpretations of the glyphs on screen so fuck off
2. i cannot tell at a glance which of the six fuckin' transmutation circles are mechanics and what's visual noise, especially with a bunch of fucking alliance names everywhere by default, so fuck off
3. if i try to read the debuff you're going to kill me while i move the mouse and my eyes, so fuck off

i can only figure they view a couple people going down but landing the plane as a group as a successful first run but it feels like dogshit to spend 90% of your first run of an instance on the ground, so fuck off

*god* I hate some of this game's fight design

i'm calling it "read my mind, dipshit" design. for example: all the tiles on the battlefield get marked A or B, with no indication of what either of those markings mean. one of those will be hit first, then the other. which is first? how do you handle this? "read my mind, dipshit!"

90% of the arena is about to be covered by an AoE, far larger than you can sprint out of. "oh well you should've already been standing in X location so you could've made it there in time. read my mind, dipshit!"