Me: <making awkward conversation with the time rift homosexually> Well uh I'm in 2021 right now
Future Historian: <nodding knowingly> Still in the snout-end of the OmniDeath Epoch. Fascinating. ... Say, why don't you seem to be embodying your kintype? Have the commies started attacking the GoogleFog already? There aren't really any records from your era so I'm sorry if these questions seem, uh, "cringe"
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