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I have a magic rectangle. One side of it is metal, the other glass. Inside it are crystals of exceptional fineness, metal etched into intricate patterns, and traces of many exotic elements, all from different faraway lands. Symbols appear on the glass, and if touched in the right order, many wondrous and terrible things can happen. Just as often, they do not, and I have to spend an hour working out which part of the ritual I messed up.

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It seems weird to me that I should have to ask this, but please do not ever send me surprise gifts. The negative "surprise" feelings overwhelm the positive "gift" feelings every time.

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Oh my god, this quote someone posted on Reddit, I'm not sure who said this but...

"I need privacy. Not because my actions are questionable, but because your judgement and intentions are."

Dogs

 

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dysphoria question :boost_ok:

 

Minecraft, Feed the Beast

 

This is an informational broadcast. Will listeners please note that @monorail is pretty awesome.

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Dogs

 

Dogs

 

Dreamed about, of all things, explaining the specifics of an FPS to someone. I'm rather amused with what I came up with:

"Now, it's a first-person shooter, so the most important component is that chunk of polygons in the bottom right of the screen."

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Every time I see @monorail's picture on my timeline I have to check that it's actually her and not @chirrveon.

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This #poll would appreciate 1,093 votes, please!

Which of the following best describes how you think of yourself?

I don't like giving sites my real date of birth when asked, so I've taken to putting in 31 April. It's interesting to see how sites react to that. So far I've seen:

  • blind acceptance, which is always the most fun
  • various error messages
  • removing 31 from the day dropdown after I select April, forcing it up to 30
  • just assuming I meant the 30th anyway

And, as of yesterday, I have just found one that assumes I meant 1 May, which is a new one for me.

Is it safe to come back on the timeline yet?

I have my chair back. The gas column transplant was a complete success.

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If you deal with any service workers today - delivery people, shop attendants, anything - be sure to thank them for what they're doing for you.

If you are one of those people, then please just let me say: thank you. What you and others like you do keeps the world moving, in good times and bad alike, and you do not get the appreciation you deserve.

If you deal with any service workers today - delivery people, shop attendants, anything - be sure to thank them for what they're doing for you.

If you are one of those people, then please just let me say: thank you. What you and others like you do keeps the world moving, in good times and bad alike, and you do not get the appreciation you deserve.

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props to the amazon workers for getting it here a day early despite everything. those folks are fucking heroes

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