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exclusionists can get bent.

especially exclusionists that put words into your mouth that are completely fucking wrong in the first place just to be exclusionist assholes towards you.

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intro (long)

 

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you've heard of 69, now introducing 66 - the spooning number

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Holly, Holly, and Holly need to have a holly jolly get together and spoon. it'll be fun, comfortable, and scare the shit out of the deeply religious with our 666ing

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money whining

 

lewd, dysphoria

 

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lewd, dysphoria

 

food, capitalism

 

“She wears short skirts, I wear t-shirts / she looks cute and I do too / we’re going on a date tomorrow / surprise we’re lesbians”

(cont) why are people focusing on handwashing re: Coronavirus?

 

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(cont) why are people focusing on handwashing re: Coronavirus?

 

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why are people focusing on handwashing re: Coronavirus?

 

me: sips a cold drink
my body: panics and starts to tremble uncontrollably as if i were stuck outside in a blizzard without clothes

thanks Obama

Live and let live, but fight back when they don't let you live in peace.

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