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XJ451 -$1.00- A PAPERBACK PARADISE BOOK

On a distant planet of crustaceans
exists a new and exciting economic system...

CRABITALISIN

Humans go in- Crabs become more powerful!

Humans Dan and Sarah went to Planet Crab to see what was
there. There they found huge crabs! It made them happy to see.
They wanted to know how crabs become so powerful and the
answer is familiar: Crabitalism - the new & exciting economic
system. Human lives are ground to death and digested for the
good of a select group of giant crabs! Everyone is running and
Smiling. The crabs are getting bigger! It is good to make powerful
cralis more powerful. Humans Dan and Sarah want to tell their
planet about Crabitalism now!

Boy oh hoy, I am a human doctor and lawyer and I
must say this new and exciting economic system
is something. United States should adopt immedi-
ately! Humans will love.

Dr. Lawyer Nxlyn Moklyx

Crabitalism facts:
= Humans love to serve powerful crabs

= Giant and powerful crabs make planets better

. Everyone smiles at crabs

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