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You know what, fuck you, this is way too many of us.

Maxim 70: Failure is not an option. It is mandatory. The option is whether or not to let failure be the last thing you do.

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What is “the suck"? 

Let's set the scene: it's been raining for 8 hours, and you've been walking for 9 along abandoned streets, heart frozen with fear and your young life on your back, staring at railroad tracks too scared to see if this freight train will take you anywhere but here. The house full of bad memories you want to leave behind, the vengeful parents searching for you, the situation that made you desperate for something, anything, that might be wonderful? Yeah, that's the suck. And this too is part of the suck, the moment when you wonder if you've abandoned every hope and dream.

Welcome to the suck. Keep slogging on, there's some kind of tomorrow coming.

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Management is not responsible for new and rediscovered fetishes*

*unless it's funny

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And with new fallpro gear comes Gear Inspection Day!
I'm joking
Everyday is Gear Inspection Day

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Adding new rule: if you're not old enough to drink, you're not old enough to be my friend

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Reb. Chernov, Reb. Chernov! What does the Talmud say about my situation?
“The Talmud says you're a dumbass"

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Gonna try to come up with the most rancid takes I think an Online UwU soff-wacist anawko-pupper could theoretically have and attribute them to Len Boobar

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Poe's Law states that it is impossible to create a satirical statement that cannot be mistaken for genuine belief.
Esvrld's Theorum states that all possible satirical statements already exist as genuine belief.

Len Boobar, who exists as a theoretical construct and holds infinite satirical statements as genuine belief, is a statistical outlier and was not counted.

Ok everybody, time to go to hell where there's lots of black & brown people, gay people, abortion is not banned, gender equality, actual hygeine practices, no Nazis or imperialism, a green planet, and flavorful food. I mean 'hell' for the West!

Black Lagoon 

Ah yes, the blatantly corrupt police chief, complaining about Revy creating paperwork.
And the cigarette kiss in the back of the cop car.

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Revy: what do you want me to write on your tombstone?
Rock: There's no cure for a fool with a gun

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Black Lagoon 

Oh yeah, Rock shows his chops negotiating with the Ripoff Church. Good scene

when the mech or power suit has vents that shoots steam and it goes PWOOOSHHHH

the great scholar mike davis is going into palliative care today surrounded by family. he is one of the greatest writers on the modern capitalist world, its production, and a bridge between the old left and the new. and we must keep his undying optimism that we hold the answers to the future alive:

The little pit of grass and flowers that this butterfly landed in? They fucking wrecked it.

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Too many of you think bigots can be reasoned with and that is your first fatal flaw with your nonsensical, overly-sympathetic approach.

all the love and support for the parents on here

help your kiddos grow into amazing people

'da yankees'... 'da mets'... the manichean dualism at the heart of the new yorker pscyhe

People tell you all the time: don't talk to the police. But why not?

Here's one reason you may not be aware of. In most American jurisdictions, once police have you in an interrogation room, they are free to lie to you if they believe it will help them produce a confession.

What kind of lies do they tell? Things like:

* "We have surveillance video of you committing the crime."

* "We have multiple eyewitnesses who saw you committing the crime."

* "We have a confession from the friend who was with you at the time, saying you talked them into helping you commit the crime."

Let's assume you are actually 100% innocent. Even if that's the case -- if you believe that the police have evidence that could convict you anyway, you are going to be under enormous pressure to confess, EVEN THOUGH YOU DID NOT DO IT. Your brain leaps to the thought that, if you're going to be convicted regardless, maybe confessing will at least get you some leniency.

So you confess, and the cops are happy. A confession nearly always leads to a conviction, and they just produced a confession out of thin air.

You just convicted yourself.

We set our scene in fair New York City, two sportsball franchises, both alike in dignity I am pulled offstage by crowds of jeering New Yorkers, united in the sheer insult of suggesting their teams might be equal


Oh, Sporting Kansas City
Time To Drown In The Sound

"STANDING MY GROUND" i holler, unloading my desert eagle into the self checkout machine at walmart

like hell i'm surrendering my coupons today, communist

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