Lilac and Lavender @DissonantEevee@glaceon.social

I'm not flirting with everybody, I'm teasing without regard for collateral damage.
Pleasant dreams 💋💜

Better, updated

You know what, fuck you, this is way too many of us.

Maxim 70: Failure is not an option. It is mandatory. The option is whether or not to let failure be the last thing you do.

Let's set the scene: it's been raining for 8 hours, and you've been walking for 9 along abandoned streets, heart frozen with fear and your young life on your back, staring at railroad tracks too scared to see if this freight train will take you anywhere but here. The house full of bad memories you want to leave behind, the vengeful parents searching for you, the situation that made you desperate for something, anything, that might be wonderful? Yeah, that's the suck. And this too is part of the suck, the moment when you wonder if you've abandoned every hope and dream.

Welcome to the suck. Keep slogging on, there's some kind of tomorrow coming.

Management is not responsible for new and rediscovered fetishes*

*unless it's funny

Reb. Chernov, Reb. Chernov! What does the Talmud say about my situation?
“The Talmud says you're a dumbass"

Gonna try to come up with the most rancid takes I think an Online UwU soff-wacist anawko-pupper could theoretically have and attribute them to Len Boobar

Poe's Law states that it is impossible to create a satirical statement that cannot be mistaken for genuine belief.
Esvrld's Theorum states that all possible satirical statements already exist as genuine belief.

Len Boobar, who exists as a theoretical construct and holds infinite satirical statements as genuine belief, is a statistical outlier and was not counted.