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Okay! Narilka is now housed over at @Ottergirljazz
I'll be on a follow spree over there, so if you enjoyed seeing me here, follow back there!

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I'm not flirting with everybody, I'm teasing without regard for collateral damage.
Pleasant dreams 💋💜

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You know what, fuck you, this is way too many of us.

Maxim 70: Failure is not an option. It is mandatory. The option is whether or not to let failure be the last thing you do.

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What is “the suck"? 

Let's set the scene: it's been raining for 8 hours, and you've been walking for 9 along abandoned streets, heart frozen with fear and your young life on your back, staring at railroad tracks too scared to see if this freight train will take you anywhere but here. The house full of bad memories you want to leave behind, the vengeful parents searching for you, the situation that made you desperate for something, anything, that might be wonderful? Yeah, that's the suck. And this too is part of the suck, the moment when you wonder if you've abandoned every hope and dream.

Welcome to the suck. Keep slogging on, there's some kind of tomorrow coming.

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Management is not responsible for new and rediscovered fetishes*

*unless it's funny

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And with new fallpro gear comes Gear Inspection Day!
I'm joking
Everyday is Gear Inspection Day

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Reb. Chernov, Reb. Chernov! What does the Talmud say about my situation?
“The Talmud says you're a dumbass"

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Gonna try to come up with the most rancid takes I think an Online UwU soff-wacist anawko-pupper could theoretically have and attribute them to Len Boobar

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Poe's Law states that it is impossible to create a satirical statement that cannot be mistaken for genuine belief.
Esvrld's Theorum states that all possible satirical statements already exist as genuine belief.

Len Boobar, who exists as a theoretical construct and holds infinite satirical statements as genuine belief, is a statistical outlier and was not counted.

🀄okay, that's enough from me, i'm going back into hiding.

🗡️Oy, I got my standalone @NinjaRatBeatdown
You want this bitch on your TL, follow me there.
And Narilka is @Ottergirljazz if little miss prim-and-proper is more your speed. We'll be leaving this for Aria, and Mercedes when she can get pulled out of her moping.

I'll be here just a little bit, I really want to show the flowers Katie bought me!

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🗡️Oy, I got my standalone @NinjaRatBeatdown
You want this bitch on your TL, follow me there.
And Narilka is @Ottergirljazz if little miss prim-and-proper is more your speed. We'll be leaving this for Aria, and Mercedes when she can get pulled out of her moping.

Tryna work up the courage to go though one of the protien shakes Narilka ordered.

turtlenecks are the classic "there's a dress code here so I can't dress slutty but you need to know that I'm a whore" outfit

Oi, Holly, i'm gonna being doing that subdomain trick.

I didn't want to be out front today.
But somebody has step up and i'm the fucking defender.

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🗡️oh that FUCKING BITCH! So fucking worried about her dead stepdad happening again that she FUCKING waltzed in and basically said our choices were die or die.

Oh, and she basically accused us faking it, and said that whatever is going on has the same stressors that cause serial killers and there aren't any of those!

Okay! Narilka is now housed over at @Ottergirljazz
I'll be on a follow spree over there, so if you enjoyed seeing me here, follow back there!

Good morning, Amanda refuses to wake up and make this account hers. Or make her own.

🦦 you're going to be seeing Amanda in the morning, since I would rather not deal with our coworkers.

«Propriety is going to be a big thing with you, isn't it?»

I'm the reason every member of this system knows how to curtsy

Okay! Narilka is now housed over at @Ottergirljazz
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glaceon.social

A general fediverse instance for people who generally like pokemon at least a little bit. Newly registered users must be manually approved due to an increasing number of spam bots; if you look like a person, your account will be approved as soon as possible.