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@flowless2 In Voluntary Compliance with the Collective Consensus of the Kolectiva Internet Commune, Monads will be Canceled by any means necessary until such time that they stop being a bunch of tankies, and voluntarily comply with our collectively agreed-upon community suggested guidelines for correctly performing Anti-Capitalist praxis, at which time they will be allowed to make their own decisions.

These actions are being undertaken at the behest of our community, with the understanding that we are not a State, despite all actions to the contrary. Please, have a nice day.

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If you want to know just how much of a dork I am, my perfect car is an old Volvo station wagon resurrected with an electric engine and a paint job best described as “wizard van meets Tron”.

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Todays limited-availability genders are
-Lucy Lawless playing a Himbo on SNL (she/him)
-Gopnik Joe Biden guest hosts Whose Line Is It Anyway (he/Comrade)
-Arnold Schwarzenegger reading Erotic Fanfiction of Shadow The Hedgehog (they/them)

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Help I Criticized Stalin and Now I’m In The Gulag To Be Turned Into The Peoples HuCow!

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large breasted avatar collection 

Might as well do it anyway, nobody told me not to! None of these are mine, most of the originals were found on safebooru, danbooru, and rule34. So, ah, feel free to use I guess.

Note; not all of them have huge breasts. Just most.

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You know what? TERFs can go in the wood chipper too

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I’m basically a manually operated followbot, that is to say, of a questionable nature and purpose.

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No, you don’t get to ask my story about how an unsocial person gets to be on social media.

Okay, it’s because I want to find people to talk to, but I’m socially inept and the only way I know how to read a room is to scan for threats. Guess what my anxiety finds?

Quotes from my civ5 game: Spain, if you even think of converting my cities I will wipe Catholicism off the map!

Everyone with a penis should practice kegels, if only for the sheer joy of being able to pressure wash the toilet bowl.

My mother in law loves Big Bang Theory, but Sheldon is, to be quite frank, a horrible human being and this episode really drives it home.

He is the epitome of “head smart, dumb ass”, much like many of the smart people I know.

Looking to inject some magic into my online presence, think I’ll try shitcasting

Okay, have people forgotten that current sociological factors show that in order for an anarchist society to succeed, it must evolve from a communist one?

lewd text on image, pineapple on pizza, non-vegan food, genitals mentioned 

Still more wholesome than people reporting Monads to Gab for “reasons”

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lewd text on image, pineapple on pizza, non-vegan food, genitals mentioned 

Also eye contact.

Honestly at this point I’m just waiting for somebody to declare war against monads, and take it seriously.

The War on Flowless will go the same way as the Wars on Terror, Communism, Drugs, and Soy.

We’ve had Magical Girls, but what about Magical Femboys?

bullshity, drunk. 

I want a revolution, I want to short some billionaires and take their multiple hundred acres on the pacific coast for farmland.

Because my blood class got Scotland and it’s combinations of mountain forest and coast. Because fuck the Midwest

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bullshity, drunk. 

Also I shouldn’t be giving him a second chance but marking him for the high velocity bullet distribution list once the revolution comes.

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bullshity, drunk. 

I don’t like the q anon guy in my mother in law’s garage. But I can steer him. Sort of. And he has a really good cheap vodka. And I might be able to make him a communist given enough hours of drunkenness. Because he wants to act ethically, and that’s the Baja kf communism via socialism via Utopianism

So Apple Updates broke my phone right before my mothers-in-law dragged me and my wife on a camping trip.

If anybody was wondering where my inane comments went.

Diogenes bursts into the Monads Manor, holding aloft a plucked rooster summoned from the depths of hell. “Behold” he declares “Femboy Alistair Crowley!”

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Ah fuck my neighborhood is getting gentrified. By white people who don’t even live in it, they just live vaguely nearby, declared themselves a “neighborhood council” and sent out fliers with little stickers and bottles of “blue raspberry bliss” hand sanitizer. Guess who city hall is going to give HOA powers to?

Okay, I fucked up socially again, time to go hide for the day until I learn my lesson about showing up in people mentions without permission.

Diogenes looks at a plucked rooster and thinks “would I call this a twink or a femboy?”

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