Canry @DissonantEevee@glaceon.social

Might as well do it anyway, nobody told me not to! None of these are mine, most of the originals were found on safebooru, danbooru, and rule34. So, ah, feel free to use I guess.

Note; not all of them have huge breasts. Just most.

You know what? TERFs can go in the wood chipper too

I’m basically a manually operated followbot, that is to say, of a questionable nature and purpose.

So, as an RPG geek and collector of systems, Coyote & Crow is looking really interesting.

First, it’s written and designed by a team of Native Americans, with what looks like a great story and setting - much better than the last treatment I saw Natives get in an RPG (gods dammit John Wick; why did you have to introduce them via a story of colonialism?).

Second, they’ve given a fairly usable description of the system (first thing that came to mind is OWoD hacked to run on d12 and with other subsystems cleaned up). How good is this description? They have mock-ups of the character sheet and a few pages from the equipment chapter, in addition to about four paragraphs dedicated to talking about mechanics instead of “design goals” (gods fucking dammit, John Wick!). Basically the system is probably 90% ready to go, by my estimates, and could be pretty easy to homebrew.

I’m going to add my drop in the bucket (they asked for $18k. They’re now at, as of 0002UTC 2021.03.03 $76.4K) and you can find them here: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/connoralexander/coyote-and-crow

Today’s gender is: Scenes From A Hat, but for Gender.

The difference between Anarchism and Leninism is the scale of the State that is created.

(Esvrld voice) if I was part of a consensus based anarchist group, I would simply become popular enough that nobody could successfully make me face the consequences of my actions.

Todays limited-availability genders are
-Lucy Lawless playing a Himbo on SNL (she/him)
-Gopnik Joe Biden guest hosts Whose Line Is It Anyway (he/Comrade)
-Arnold Schwarzenegger reading Erotic Fanfiction of Shadow The Hedgehog (they/them)

Random Local Government: *makes a single law*
Conservatives: congress is full of tyrants! Come and take em from my cold dead hands! Muh FREEEEEEEDUMS!

This post has been brought to you by *checks notes* conservative YouTube homesteaders outraged by a township banning wood stoves.

Imagine a NASA rover running Windows 10. 30 minutes into launch and FlightControl.exe causes a fatal memory error. 3 months into flight and it sends back a pop up saying “we’ve detected malware on your computer!” 10 minutes after landing it blue screens and demands a hard restart.

Just imagine that congressional committee meeting. “What do you mean, we need to launch another rover to power cycle the one that just landed? Can’t you call tech support?”

There’s a robot on Mars running on a single core CPU at 133MHz and 4Gb of RAM, but Windows 10 will melt your computer if you’re running less than 2.5GHz on 4 cores and 8Gb of RAM.

The robot can also do its job.

“Why do we have a space program when X is going on?”
Listen, the NASA budget is not a problem, DoD paid Lockheed Martin over $400 BILLION for the F-35, a fighter jet so bad they have to rig the field tests in its favor. That program started in 2001, so roughly $25 billion per year of existence. NASAs budget for 2020 was $22 Billion, and its average budget per year over its 63 years of existence was $19 billion. The ENTIRE APOLLO PROJECT cost, adjusted for inflation, $156 billion. Yeah, going to the moon cost us less than a shitty airplane. Amazon could buy multiple Apollo projects per year.

We have military contractors committing literal theft of our tax dollars, and you’re worried about NASA? What’s your next worry, the less than half a billion that goes to public television?

The Mission Control feed from JPLraw is the best way to listen to the Mars rover landing - no newscasters trying to hype while trotting out the same information every five minutes for two hours, just the raw comms audio and some visual feeds. Glorious.

Also, as someone who has spent literal hours in a small box on a headset, comforting.

🖼

Thanks to Harp posting about that game Tin Can (Dry Dick Of The Year Edition), my brain has swooped into something even more dry dick: reading GURPS sourcebooks for fun.

My gender kernel panicked on boot today.

Again.

I can’t use the new genders Grace dropped, my gender drivers were written in malbolge.

[Geordi Disapproves] making fun of southerners
[Geordi Approves] making fun of Yankees who say they can’t be racist because their ancestors fought for the Union

And now to confuse a child by counting in binary on my fingers.

She does know how to read, but her grandparents highly infantilized her and now she thinks everyone that isn’t her mama is supposed to do that.

Trying to get my friends kid to stop demanding that I infantilize her by reading Five Little Monkeys in pig-latin.

It almost worked, she almost started trying to read it herself out of spite.

I have strong, and strange, opinions about the Parisian occupation of Gaul and Northern Occitan- I mean, France.