@hal turns ur borks into quacks for the low price of 2160

@BearishMushroom help my dog is a duck now and he won't stop FLAP FLAP FLAP FLAP

@hal they should make duck foot slippers for dogs to they go plap plap plap when they run

@BearishMushroom omfg perfect

@dog i have no idea dollars an yens are both weird money to me

@BearishMushroom where you from? i think $1 is about 110¥

@dog im a sweden boy

@BearishMushroom swederland nice where in Sweden

@dog the very bottom, Malmö

the city of danger

@BearishMushroom oh lmao i was actually going to jokingly say are you feom malmo cause thats the only city i know

@dog hahahah yeah i live in the heart of malmö but i mean cmon youve gotta know stockholm too right

@BearishMushroom tbh i am about as smart as a bag of yeast and i had entirely forgotten about Stockholm

@dog very relatable and understandable

@BearishMushroom i'm from Toronto and just about all we got here is Drake and moose eh bud

@dog dont you have the spinny tower too?? we tried that but ours got stuck

@BearishMushroom lmao. we got the cn tower but that doesnt spin. just a restaurant inside at the top does.

@dog i mean thats still more than ours does

@BearishMushroom @dog I'm losing my shit

@hal why

@BearishMushroom I'm imagining a huge tower spinning very fast and then malfunctioning and nobody cant do shit about it

@hal sorry to dissapoint but it just always looks like that

@BearishMushroom sad! please fix

@hal i will try but i dont think im strong enough

@BearishMushroom lubricate him

@hal no

@BearishMushroom 👿

@hal the tower is my friend, i see him close every day

@BearishMushroom and push

@hal NO